Study Finally Links Small Penises To Desire For Fast Cars
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Men convinced their penises are smaller than average show more interest in fast, sporty rides, according to a recent University College London study. Entitled “Small Penises and Fast Cars: Evidence for a Psychological Link” and co-authored by Daniel Richardson, Joseph Devlin, and John Hogan, the inquiry manipulated male study subjects’ view of their genital size compared to other men using fake data, followed by asking them to rate the desirability of a sports car.
The experimenters concluded that the less men judged their own factory equipment as adequate for attracting mates or proving their manliness, the more they would want flashy sports cars. In short, attractiveness to females and improved self-esteem were assumed as primary motives pushing the less well-endowed to want fast cars.
The experimenters introduced several controls into their study in an effort to erect a framework of repeatable scientific results. Some of the 200 research participants were told average male penis length is 18 centimeters, or seven inches, while others were informed 10 centimeters, or four inches, is typical. Five inches is the actual average. The subjects then used a slider to rate how much they wanted fast cars. The participants were also presented with 11 other statistics, some correct and some incorrect, and other luxury goods, in order to conceal the true purpose of the study.
Young men under 29 apparently showed little statistical link between penis size and the hankering for fast cars. In the 30 years old or older group, however, “men who thought they had a relatively small penis rated the sports cars higher” according to page five of the study. Men led to believe they were unusually small rated sports cars highly even when quite elderly, while those convinced of being unusually well-endowed became less interested in fast cars the older they were.
Other luxury products besides fast cars didn’t measurably arouse the interest of participants convinced their natural specs fell short. The researchers noted further experiments could show if perceptions of wealth or intelligence are also linked to the “need for speed” among men. They also suggested that “perhaps there is just something specific linking cars and penises in the male psyche” (page seven).
Regardless of whether the study has or hasn’t proven decades of small penis jokes vis-a-vis sports cars, GM builds several models across its brands that could be described as “fast.” These include several Corvettes, including the Corvette C8 Stingray, Corvette C8 Z06, and the just-announced Corvette E-Ray. The Camaro range, including Camaro SS and Camaro ZL1, along with the Cadillac Blackwings – the CT4-V Blackwing and CT5-V Blackwing, plus the Escalade-V, would also qualify for the “fast” moniker.
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now do a study on choo-choo HD trucks and *missing* penises
Haha too true. If you drive a truck but don’t actually use the bed for anything, you are compensating hard. (Or perhaps soft)
And gym rat muscles with hats turned backwards.
This whole study was stupid you cant discredit every man ever who wanted a nice car to drive as having a small pecker that’s like saying any woman that uses makeup is ugly some people just work hard and want nicer things… but generally when you lack in one aspect somewhere you try to make up for it in another area it’s human nature but I don’t understand what was the goal of this study?
Either you didn’t read the article or you didn’t understand it, because they didn’t claim that every guy who’s ever wanted a fast car is smaller than average.
I see this as a good sign. I drive a 1st gen pilot as of current, so technically i should have a horse cock but since i dont that must mean i will have a sports car in the future 😏
Remember the key factor here.. Americans measure most everything in feet & inches. The European clowns measures everything in mm or cm. This story doesn’t measure up. Sorry Brits. No study will make me think when I see a Ferrari or a Camaro going fast, I will think of c*ck.
Well everyone in the world except us use metrics so your are the clown here
First of all… it’s not us/we. It’s U.S.- Untied States, DUMBASS.
Everything that is important in this world is traded in the dollar. The world’s trade currency. Note: Gold and Oil to mention a few major items. NOT the euro. If you want to measure your parts in mm, you go right on ahead and do that.
So when you show a woman or man your schmeckle. Do you jump right out a say it’s 50.8 millimeters.=2″. I’d be bitter as well. Stay on your side of the pond and paddle your 50.8 mm schmeckle.
No one’s talking about the dollar. But imagine if the dollar wasn’t base 10, it would be as dumb as the imperial system. Side of the pond? It’s used everywhere on this side of the pond too, except for in the US.
What irks me here in the US, I have to maintain two sets of tools for dealing with fasteners because manufacturers can’t seem to decide which side of the fence to stay on. Even my 2017 Chevy is something like 80% metric fasteners, but then there are a few 3/8 and 1/2 inch nuts and bolts thrown in which are too far from a metric equivalent tool to avoid damage unless an imperial fractional inch tool is used.
Mariners often cite nautical miles which are inconveniently 6080 feet (1/60th of a degree of latitude). I have also noticed people in the UK still often refer to distance measurements in miles (1760 yards), so measurement schizophrenia isn’t a purely US thing.
It’s maddening. I understand to an extent the country not changing but it makes no sense for companies to use a mix.
Correct, the UK never actually stopped using the imperial system, making Like A Rock’s comment even worse.
You read the survey. You read my comment. Elden intimated that the U.S. was behind the times or not nearly as advanced as everyone in the world. So I commented with, if we are so antiquated why does the world revolve around the U.S.? Example the dollar. It was very simple, just like you too.
As I said before, we Yanks (yank- hahah) measure in inches and feet. As in this text thread from EVERYONE, NOT one person has mentioned the size of their manhood in mm or cm. It would really be hilarious if I heard some clowns/you two turds running around telling everyone about your measurement in mm. Hilarious!!
This is why the world goes around. Smart/stupid, small(mm)/big(feet), fast American cars/overpriced European cars.
Hopefully you get the drift. If not, save it for your meeting & you can shout your mm from the Alps.
He was explicit that everyone in the world uses metric except us and nothing more. You read that part wrong btw, he said “us” as in he’s American. Hopefully you can admit as much but given how childish you are I doubt you will.
No one did that. More maturity from you.
I’m American too.
In short, you’ve misread everything, thrown insults like a chimp throws poop except none of it sticks since you have no idea what you or others are talking about.
You are beyond an idiot. The us dollar isn’t worth anything and hasn’t been since we got off the gold standard. The world’s strongest currency is actually the kuwaiti dinar. You sir are what the rest of the world calls a stupid american.
Beta males with “Woke” ideologies interview hand picked individuals to draw a predicted results??? What a waste of tax dollars (or pounds in their case). That’s not research, it’s predicting.
Man I’m curious to see the study for drivers of 3/4 ton pickups with huge tow mirrors and no trailer. Maybe there is more than 2 genders after all.
Yes the gender is called stupid.
Such a beta comment.
Chuckle, chuckle…. I had to check the calendar to make sure today was not April 1. 🙂
Ha! ha! – That’s the first thing that I thought, too! April 1 already??
One of the most asinine, ridiculous “study” I’ve ever heard of.
Looks like it touched a nerve with you for some reason..hmmm
Maybe he got out of Junior High a few years ago and matured after that.
Yes I would love a study on guys with trucks.
I own a 2021 3500 srw. All Stock. Even the factory 18 inch wheels and tires that came from factory. I tow a 10k trailer loaded, 90 percent of the time when I drive the truck.
Every day I see jacked up trucks with stupid wheels and skinny tires. And probably once a week getting fuel one of those bro diesel guys come over to me asking me why I haven’t jacked my truck up. I just let them know. That I need my truck for work and believe that if GM engineers want stupid jacked up truck with skinny tires they design them that way.
My truck is my daily driver. But I better mention since this was a car study. I do have a second vehicle thou that the drive around town when I don’t need the truck. It’s a 23 year old boxy but sexy Volvo wagon.
This article is ridiculous and full of false information.
What’s false and why?
Reasons why I drive a Chevy Spark
I wonder if the hung like a horse fellas be driving Chevy Sparks, Nissan Leafs or Toyota Prius only do so because that’s what they can afford. If they had millions of dollars sitting around they wouldn’t go buy a fast car? Because 7 feet tall athletes who make millions a year drive fast cars, and I’d be willing to bet a 7 feet athlete is more hung than any of us regular folks.
If you had $100 Million dollars to your name would you really be driving a Chevy Spark? Let’s be real.
The fast car they desired were only Fords.
As someone who daily drove a diesel smart fortwo for 12 years I can confirm this study is accurate.
Of course it is!!
As someone with a 700 HP LS7 swapped GTO and an Audi S3… So can I. :-/
Another study found men with the biggest penis don’t even own a car. They drive there “female version of a simp” girlfriends car when he drops her off at work. 😆
LMAOOOO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
You tripping bruh, but I can’t deny the accuracy. I’ve seen this.
Jokes aside though, I would love to see the same study where they look at someone’s IQ/education/income compared to pen15 size. Because from what I’ve seen, the most intelligent people are generally not known to be hung like a horse.
Now we know just who is buying EVs and why.
So guys driving minivans must have huge junk.
Nah bro, if you really want to flex your peepee size, sell all of your cars and ride a bicycle. 1 human power is less than 1 horse power, so if you ride a bicycle all the chicks will be lining up at your door bro. All fax no phone.
You know what. If this is the best you can do, you need to go back and finish Grammar school. Maybe stand around in the restroom and tell dirty jokes with the rest of the little boys.
So small penises are the contributing factor to climate change? My first car was a Geo Metro so you know what Im packing
Monumental bad taste.
The experimenters introduced several controls into their study in an effort to erect a framework of repeatable scientific results.
I see what you did here….lol
Chevy Camaro and the Chevy Corvette is the best, soooooo
One study showed that if you buy a Camaro or Corvette, your peepee doubles in size. But if you buy a Mustang or Challenger your peepee size gets reduced by half. All fax no phone.
That’s why Chevy is the best!
My tax dollars hard at work funding these life changing studies……
Where did you see the source of the funding?
I have a big one and a bunch of fast muscle cars. ???? Hmmmmmmm…………