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Speedycop’s Geo Metro Stretch Limo For Sale

We all secretly love the Geo Metro, right? It’s a duck-billed platypus on wheels; a machine which stands alone – perhaps alongside the Yugo GV – as a reminder that no matter how awful our personal motor coaches might be, they are not, after all, that monumentally bad.

And while we need that heap of awful in our lives to remind us to be grateful, I’ve always been of the opinion that, given a little more class and presence, the Geo Metro would become an entirely different, more pleasant animal. Maybe something like a…

A stretch limo Metro! For sale, for a mere $2,500, you can add this impossibly classy, three-cylinder wonder to your fleet. Fabricated by the insatiable (and insane) Speedycop of LeMons fame, here’s a car as proportionately out-of-whack as your sense of tact.

The listing claims that it’s ferried seven or eight people around, can spin a 12″ radial on dry asphalt, and still has not broken in half. Not even once!

Just simply ask yourself this: do you, and the ones you love, deserve to be transported in the absolute best luxury that money can buy? If the answer is no, then walk, don’t run, to your local online auction site; this car is literally going nowhere.

Aaron Brzozowski is a writer and motoring enthusiast from Detroit with an affinity for '80s German steel. He is not active on the Twitter these days, but you may send him a courier pigeon.

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  1. I wish GM could revive Geo as a JV capable of sourcing great cars not available in the US like the DS line, the C4 Cactus, and possibly some Chinese made cars.

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  2. I love this car and also the complete thing you explained is also very exciting.

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  3. the price is right

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  4. Is this car still for sale?

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