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Completely Normal Person Suggests Corvette Museum Sinkhole Is A Hoax: Video

As we’re sure you know, a sinkhole opened up underneath the National Corvette Museum last month, claiming the lives of eight irreplaceable Corvettes in the process. To normal, logical thinking people, we knew this was the real deal. We saw the webcam footage, we’ve seen the cars in the pit and we’ve seen them being rescued from it. So how can it be possible that some people might think it’s a hoax?

According to YouTube user ZurnMusic, who knows nothing about cars and even less about sinkholes, the hole in the Corvette Museum was a fake. Apparently, it’s all a conspiracy because “the floor looks like it’s made out of paper”, and because you can find a Corvette ZR1 Hot Wheels car online. Well guys, I guess that’s it. He’s proven us all wrong with those two facts, we can stop talking about the Corvette sinkhole now.

Our personal favorite part is when he’s commenting on the C4 which was almost completely buried by the debris. “Look at this, this thing got buried. It got buried so deep…it’s like..where did all the dirt come from to bury it?” he says, apparently suggesting the ground is not made of dirt.

To listen to his 9-minute long irrational rambling and simultaneously lose your faith in humanity, have a look at the video below.

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  1. I think you may have an overly generous definition of “normal.” A hoax, really? C’mon.

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  2. It is a nut or just someone looking for attention nothing more.

    God knows we have had our share of 911 Truthers and Holocaust disbelievers so why not one nut for this.

    Just look at all the nuts on the missing plane. Some are now saying aliens took the plane when it is clear to the rest of us that Rodan was awaken by the radiation from Japan. How can some be so blind. LOL!

    Seriously it is a shame for all the web does that is good it becomes the bully pulpit to the crackpots of the world Like Kardasians and this guy.

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  3. My IQ dropped after watching that video.

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  4. WTH He’s a nutjob for sure.

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  5. He’s looking for a free trip to bowling green.

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  6. Wake up call, 9/11 most definitely was an inside job, do your research, the government doesnt love you as much as you wanna believe!

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    1. Outside job; fire, gravity, and religious whack jobs.

      Of course no government loves anyone, and every religion hates those who aren’t part of it. You’re not telling us anything new or profound.

      As for the sinkhole, I see rebar, electrical conduits, floor tiles, the remains of a structural slab, the corner-markers on the rear quarter of the car, the recessed door handle, and a dusty ZR1 prototype replete with a full production interior and dimensional proportions consistent with car shown in these photographs:

      http://www.netcarshow.com/chevrolet/2009-corvette_zr1/

      If there is anything to believed in that video, it’s that some people are professionals at wasting our oxygen.

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    2. 9/11 has nothing to do with the NCM sinkhole.

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  8. This guy needs taken to KY and pushed into the hole and then asked if it was faked

    Jared sorry I have done my homework and I do agree the government does not always love me like with my healthcare but they had nothing to do with the buildings.

    We also did get to the moon and Elvis is still dead too.

    Oh and the government or aliens did get the plane over the China Sea.

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  9. Is this guy a good case for selective breeding, or not?

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  10. I’m not giving the youtuber the ego boost he seeks by giving his video another view. The fact that he may think his detective work is accurate is scary. I like the idea of dropping him into the sink hole at Bowling Green. No cameras. No microphones. Maybe….no retrieval???

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