As if Justin Bieber owning a tailored Cadillac CTS-V Coupe wasn’t vexing enough, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, the bane of brain cells, has been the owner of an Escalade EXT truck. Of course, it’s clad with pink accents inside and out, with the interior also featuring leopard-print floor mats. It could only be more Jersey Shore if it came standard with a “smoosh room” and a never-ending supply of cranberry vodka. And now, it can be yours. Yay.
At the time of this writing, the bid price is $65,900 on eBay, with the auction ending two days from now. If you want it, good luck, we guess, and happy bidding.