Thank This Guy For Giving The Caddy Escalade A Bad Rep
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We’re not sure where to start in listing off what’s wrong with this here Escalade, but it does tick all the boxes to gets its first cameo in a rap music video, including:
- Obnoxiously-huge wheels
- Abominable paint job (for an SUV, anyway)
- Limo tint
- Stupid-looking body kit
- Blacked-out tail lamps
- Enough chrome to make a rapper jealous
The only thing this Escalade seems to be missing is some spinners… although we’re sure they’re already in the mail. On a more serious note, we’re not sure why people do this…
Hat tip to Josh B.
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Why doesn’t he lower the height, put sport tuned suspension and a corvette engine hahah
I agree with you one #1, 2, 4. As for the others, I’m okay with it. He could have gone a little lighter with the chrome.
“On a more serious note, we’re not sure why people do this…”
Becasue the owner is stuck in the early 2000’s and can’t get out?
I would hate to see the interior.
This just reminds me of the need for speed underground ones
The paint can stay, even thought it’s not exactly the first color that comes to mind when I think luxury. The rims are huge but don’t look that bad, I guess.. Everything else is pretty tasteless, though.
The fact you see so few highly butchered vehicles from other luxury makes says a lot about Cadillac, the state of their image, and their marketing efforts.
Says what exactly?
Caddy buyers are young and flamboyant?
Caddy buyers see their cars as blank canvases with which to express themselves?
Caddy buyers could give a damn about what you or I think of their taste?
Caddy Buyers have more money than sense?
I’d add that maybe Caddy buyers tend to be more “hood” but I see far more Cars like this in the suburbs than in the ghetto…so that one is nullified…
You must not get out much or surf the ‘interwebs’ much if you haven’t seen some of the atrocious Range Rovers, Benzes or Exotics out there. Especially the ones driven in Japan and Europe. Many of which are tasteful compared to this.
It’s a second gen Esco anyway,so it’s not much over the top.Ok maybe the color is loud,just be happy it’s not your own vehicle.
Somethings wrong, he forgot to put nasty pseudo chrome pillar trim on all the pillars
Just awful….ugh
I will have to remember to get some pics for you guys of a few of these things that run around my old neighborhood. Some of them will make this one look tame.
I always want to know how they pay for all that. Wait, no. I take that back. I already know what they do. Just another way to launder money, if you ask me.
We’d love to see some! Send them on over to webmail at gmauthority dot com 🙂
Idk where your from Joe but in NC I’ve seen range rovers on 28s Cadillacs on 30s Lexus on 26 BMW 7 series on 26s… its deff not just Cadillac. And sometimes it actually looks good if they don’t do to much
I was thinkin’ maybe I could open a rentawheel dot com location here in Minneapolis. 😉
I live in the Bent Tree area here in Dallas, and we have a neighbor that…actually, I’m not entirely sure what he does…probably a drug dealer for all I know, with his sagging pants and extra long T-shirt — he sticks out like a sore thumb in this neighborhood. Anyway, one of his cars is an earlier 2000s Rolls Royce Phantom, with an absolutely HIDEOUS yellow coat of paint, and yellow-accented 26″ or 28″ rims. I think they’re Asanti or Giovanna or something of that ridiculousness. I’d take pictures of it, but some of the houses here are gated, and his is one of them so I can’t get close enough. The only other car of his I’ve only seen portions of seems to be a white Range Rover, and I’m sure it’s just as absurd. People should try and not be so unique…
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Nick… u watch to many movies my friend
Matt, it’s rather difficult to address your response in a sincere manner, as your aptitude (or lack thereof) for the English language truly leaves a lot to be desired. Come back when you have something of relevance to contribute.
cuz they fuckin paid for it