Buick Suggests The Verano For Valentine’s Day Transportation
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Your Valentine’s night is probably in full swing by now. Or maybe it’s not. Maybe you just skip the wooing and go right for the after-hour event. In any regard, the Buick Verano just might be the kind of intimate date mobile a day like today needs. At least that’s what Buick says.
Regurgitating the press release simply wouldn’t do it justice. If you like cheesy humor, this is a great nightcap. We imagine Buick spokesperson Phil Colley wrote this up based on previous experiences, as we could totally see him whispering to his date that she could order an expensive glass of wine because the Verano gets 32 mpg. Make ’em melt, Phil. Make ’em melt.
Bowchicawawaaaaa…
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This press release doesn’t answer anything!!!
If the girl says ‘no’, will she fit in the trunk?
During the media drive, we actually got TWO girls to fit in the trunk. So if all else fails…
Now that’s a selling point! Think how many murderers would buy this car!