Due to circumstance, eBay seller “wyliewalczykracing” has posted his 2010 Chevrolet Camaro SS for sale with only 9,500 miles on it. The twist here is that he compares his soon-to-be-missed muscle car to his soon-to-be-ex wife. The result is nothing short of hilarious, including:
| 2010 Chevrolet Camaro | Soon To Be Ex-Wife |
|---|---|
| Muscle Car | Pretentious Witch |
| SS Model | Snob Model |
| High Performance Motor | Motor Mouth Low performance brain |
| Extraordinary Acceleration | Wants Reparations |
| 6.2L LS3 V8 producing 426 hp @ 5900 rpm | 36 27 39 @ 5"8’ |
| Produces 420 lb·ft at 4600 rpm | Produced My Kids |
| 6-Speed Manual Transmission | 1-Speed… Slow |
| Active Fuel Management | Active Micro Management |
| Independent Four-Wheel Suspension System | Fully Dependant Decision Making System |
| StabiliTrak electronic stability/traction control | Unstable & No Control |
| Competitive/Sport modes | Vindictive Modus Operandi |
| Launch Control | Launches argument at every opportunity |
| 6 Standard Air Bags | Mother In Law Windbag |
| RS Appearance Package | Gave Up on Appearance |
| RS-Specific Taillamps and Wheels | used rear end needs clearence lights |
| Spoiler | Spoiled |
| HID Headlamps with Integrated Halo Rings | Devil Horns Glowing red eys and sags in all the wrong places |
| Variable-Rate Power Steering | Variable-Rate Bitch Mode |
| Throaty Exhaust | Throating Nothing Ever |
| Precision Handling | Loose on entry |
| Under 10k Miles | Over 10k Miles |
| Supercar Performance | Winning Drama Performance |
| Neon Trim Lighting Color Matched To Interior | Carpet does not match the drapes |
| 16 cty/24 hwy mpg | 2 hours between Tim Hortons |
| Rally Stripe package in inferno orange | Baby Stripe package-in Stretch Mark White |
| Competitive/Sport modes | Passive/Aggressive Modes |
| Brembo Four Piston Disc Brake Systems | Doesn’t Know when To Stop |
| Two Tone Leather Interior | To Tan Leather Exterior |
| Never had any problems | Too Many to list |
| Full Onboard Diagnostic System OBD-II | Unable to Diagnose Problem |
| Rack and Pinion Steering | Armpit Rack |
Check out the full listing here.
Comments
Does this come with the description by the owner? If so I’ll buy it whatever the cost!!!
Losers, the wife is worth much more than a car. Its not even good to joke about it!