The Donald can not be expected to drive on anything less than 24k gold. So before he drives what will surely be the slowest lap of all time at the Indianapolis Speedway, Donald Trump will be coating the entire surface of the track in polished metal to show off just how much better he is than all of us.
The only traction vehicles are expected to receive are from the engraved “New Whig Party” and “Vote for the Donald” slogans that line the track. Viewers are expected to be much more interested than usual, due to the significantly higher risk of participation. Three extra EMS crews have been called to standby.
Well… okay, so all of that might not happen. But Donald Trump is seriously, honestly to goodness going to be take a hot lap in the 2011 Chevrolet Camaro Convertible Indy 500 Pace Car.
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Source: Edmunds Inside Line (without Kent Brockman)