There are thousands upon thousands of vehicles sitting on Craigslist looking for a new home. That likely includes hundreds, if not thousands, of Corvettes, too.
It’s understandable that you want to write your advertisement in a way to grab the attention of the reader, and this guy is sure trying hard to do just that.
The seller of this 2014 C7 Corvette Stingray on Craigslist has taken it upon himself to really play up the ‘Murica vibe in this ad. In one photo, the C7 Corvette is flanked by explosions and bald eagles. The other photo shows the car surrounded by women in provocative poses, insinuating the C7 Corvette is a true babe magnet.
Of course, all of this is done with utmost expertise in photoshop. Can you smell the sarcasm?
The seller states the bald eagles and girls don’t come with the car, but does state after one lap around town, women will be falling over you. However, to sweeten the deal, he will “throw in a case of Coors Light, a large American flag, and a firm handshake when you buy it.”
Can you really pass up such a deal?