Opel has a Christmas poem for us because, of course, it does. We wouldn’t expect anything less from the quirky, German General Motors subsidiary. After all, this is the brand that has given us calendars featuring Grumpy Cat and Georgia May Jagger.
Without further ado:
Father Christmas has no doubt,
The Ampera-e is worth a shout.
Convinced by its breathtaking electric range
He feels it’s time to make a significant change
From reindeer, sleigh bells and ho ho ho,
To electric power gliding through the snow.
With the seats flipped down there is plenty of space
To pack all the presents for the yearly race.
And when all is done, he can scream with delight,
Donner and Blitzen, I had a great night!
Opel wishes you a merry Christmas.