The business of buying a used car isn’t always as straightforward as it could be. For one thing, buyers never really know if the seller is telling the truth.
Luckily, you don’t have worry about this ’99 Chevrolet Cavalier posted on Craigslist. The ad is actually far too honest, if anything.
It starts off simply enough; “Ok, this car is an absolute piece of sh*t,” says the seller from Kenosha, Wisconsin.
And the ad pretty much stays on that keel throughout:
“Seriously if you are a single guy and you were hoping to get laid this summer, don’t even bother reading this ad. Driving this car will assure you of a hot season of involuntary abstinence better than inviting girls to your weekly Dungeons and Dragons game in your mom’s basement.”
However, there are a few plusses. For one thing the car has no radio, and no power windows or locks, which as the seller notes, means there’s a whole let less stuff that could potentially break.
Then again, with numerous dents and dings, a missing mirror, no ABS, a broken gas gauge, not to mention the fact it’s been in a collision with a deer, you should probably steer clear of this Cavalier anyway. Unless you like that sort of stuff.
One thing is for sure, the seller is pretty much praying for someone to drop $700 on the malady-prone ‘99 Cavalier. “Please come take this car out of my life. I want to start dating women again.”
The ad was pulled from Craigslist (we assume due to language), but we’ve included it for your viewing pleasure below.