Today, during the 2015 New York Intercontinental Automobile Convention, Chevrolet rolled the 2016 Malibu off the stage to make room for the 2016 Camaro. Apparently they just couldn’t bottle up their excitement any longer.
Above is an official photo of the new Camaro, which is all-new, and nothing like the old Camaro. You may think it is the same Camaro, but it is not. It is a new Camaro.
The 2016 Chevrolet Camaro will come in three trim levels at launch: Rental, Bro, and Eat My Nuts Mustang (pictured). All of which were conjured up in focus groups. Expect more variants, such as a 6×6 shooting brake, and an SS version in the near future featuring the new LT1 Small Block V8.
“The 2016 Chevrolet Camaro is everything a Camaro owner wants. And Mustangs suck. Like, every time I see a Mustang owner, I usually throw my warm Diet Coke sitting in my cupholder right at them in blind fury and rage,” said Al Aprilfirstenson. Aprilfirstenson also mentioned that the first 1,000 buyers on the waiting list will be treated to free tickets to a Godsmack concert. Or Nickelback, if they ask nice enough.
Specifications were not provided in detail, but were described as “faster than the Mustang, don’t worry about it.”