There’s few things on this earth as masculine as a Hummer H1, but if there’s anything that can outdo it, it’s a special-ops modified H1 with 500 horsepower and 900 lb-ft of torque. This war-ready monster recently popped up for sale on eBay ready to go to the highest bidder that has a tribal tattoo, white sunglasses and flat-brimmed baseball hat.
According to the listing, this Hummer started out life as a 1993 HMMWV military vehicle. It has since received a 2008 Duramax turbodiesel engine with an Allison transmission and a full custom exhaust system. There’s also 17-inch beadlock wheels shod in 40-inch GoodYear Wrangler MTR wheels, a 2-inch lift, front- and rear-mounted winches, Wilwood brakes, Recaro seats with racing harnesses, a custom exo-skeleton roll cage and more.
Because military vehicles don’t have a VIN, the seller says he had to put ‘99999999’ as the Hummer’s ID, but it still has a clear 50-state title. If you want to put every lifted bro Jeep in your vicinity to shame, or just take a cruise near the beach with some friends, this is one very cool yet very expensive way to do so. Check out the listing here for additional information and photos, and let us know in the comments if you think this investment is worth it.