If you’ve never watched a Car Throttle video, pop some popcorn and prepare to lose yourself into hours of Youtube videos covering everything automotive in a very humorous and entertaining fashion. Unique is the best way to describe Car Throttle’s style of “comparison tests.”
Today, Car Throttle presents us with the ultimate battle: The Corvette versus the Nissan GT-R. The battle consists of a handful of categories, including a quarter mile, winter traction test, and cloud formation test among other off the wall categories the two vehicles are tested in. We could sit here and tell you how each car does on every step of the way through the video, but it is truly better to watch Car Throttle’s hilarious form of testing.
I will say, both cars end up being quite evenly matched in the end of this Ultimate Battle of American and Japanese engineering, and a tie-breaker is required. The tie-breaker involves crashes, crying, and Dancing With The Stars. I hope you as the reader are beginning to understand why you really need to scroll down below and watch the video for yourself.
Remember, take the video style with a grain of salt, and heed Car Throttle’s warning: “The following video may cause severe butthurt.” Though we wonder what left them to compare the Nissan more to the late-model Corvette than today’s C7 family. Let us know in the comments, does the Nissan GT-R trump the Corvette? Or does America’s proclaimed sports car put Godzilla to shame?
But we digress. Ladies and gents, behold The Ultimate Battle: