We all secretly love the Geo Metro, right? It’s a duck-billed platypus on wheels; a machine which stands alone – perhaps alongside the Yugo GV – as a reminder that no matter how awful our personal motor coaches might be, they are not, after all, that monumentally bad.
And while we need that heap of awful in our lives to remind us to be grateful, I’ve always been of the opinion that, given a little more class and presence, the Geo Metro would become an entirely different, more pleasant animal. Maybe something like a…
A stretch limo Metro! For sale, for a mere $2,500, you can add this impossibly classy, three-cylinder wonder to your fleet. Fabricated by the insatiable (and insane) Speedycop of LeMons fame, here’s a car as proportionately out-of-whack as your sense of tact.
The listing claims that it’s ferried seven or eight people around, can spin a 12″ radial on dry asphalt, and still has not broken in half. Not even once!
Just simply ask yourself this: do you, and the ones you love, deserve to be transported in the absolute best luxury that money can buy? If the answer is no, then walk, don’t run, to your local online auction site; this car is literally going nowhere.