During this year’s
Illuminati ritual Super Bowl XLVII Halftime Show starring Beyonce, reports were swirling that the 2014 Corvette Stingray would make an appearance on stage. Probably as the sacrifice centerpiece, or something. But of course, the C7 was nowhere to be seen. Though as it turns out, there were actually plans for the Stingray to make a cameo. But seeing as it was an eleventh-hour effort, the car just couldn’t be integrated into the ritual… erm, show.