A Russian man was driving along one fine afternoon when he was nearly cut off by a black Cadillac SRX. The man avoided contact by honking at the SRX driver, and continued merrily on his way. This should have been the end to this short story. But it wasn’t.
After being honked at — for an obvious driving mistake — the SRX driver in question apparently got offended to the point of wanting to commence a fist fight with the driver who dared use his horn to prevent the accident. So he decided to pull alongside the horn-wielding driver to exchange some words. We only have the audio track of the driver who was nearly cut off by the SRX… who also happens to have the dash cam — so we only have his words, which — translated from Russian — are as follows: “Do you not see me driving? I have the right of way, smartass. Learn the rules of the road. Four eyes.”
After this brief verbal exchange, the SRX driver decides to pull ahead of the car he earlier attempted to cut off so as to block it. He exits the Caddy and proceeds to walk over to the other car. The rest, you simply have to experience for yourself:
The GM Authority Take
Driving mishaps ending in physical violence — such as the one seen here — are unfortunately all too common in modern Russian metropoli. But the SRX in this instance clearly needs to rethink where he applies his energy. We’d recommend hitting the gym, playing some hockey, soccer, or tennis. Hey, even chess could do. Just don’t go around cutting people off and expecting them to apologize.