Our fair readers, we present to you Facebook Fridays: a collective of the most outrageous GM-related Facebook comments scattered across the Book of Face. If you have to ask why, then you’re missing the point.
Aside from omitting the names of who wrote the comments as well as the parties involved to help protect their privacy, we did absolutely no editing to their words, or grammar. We literally just copied and pasted the best ones we could find for your reading pleasure. Some might make absolutely no sense, but that’s where we find the beauty in reading these gems. Think of it as the car fanatic’s version of Texts From Last Night. Now, let’s take a look:
“Move to Detroit and you will be making your cars out of plastic. Americans aren’t as stupid as you guys think. Eminem already took care of Detroit for me. Next move. Do I really have to say “This is Sparta!”
“Why did u get rid of the Cobalt”
“Me and my friend are about to go get sodas at your gas station! :D”
“HOLDEN IS BETTER”
Those are JUST from Chevrolet’s fan page. Now a few from Cadillac’s wall:
“the cadillac ulc urban luxury concept is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo coooooool!!!!!!!!!”
“Dear Cadillac, I hope you realize how important of a vehicle the CTS-v SportWagon is in the auto world. Actually the wagon alone is fantastic. Build more & advertise the wagon to the teeth! Kill Audi!”
“CADILLAC NEED TO RECONTINUE THE ELDORADO …. AND THE FLEETWOOD …..”
Yes. Recontinue. Now one from GM’s page:
“The GM District Specialist that are assigned to my case are doing ABSOLUTELY nothing. I just picked my car up from (*omitted*) and they said they checked my car for the issue but when I picked it up, the gas tank, speedometer, and trip miles all were the same! What!!!????”
That’s all for this installment of Facebook Fridays. Be sure to check in next Friday for another dose of ill-formed sentences!